[quote=eavesdropper][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=eavesdropper] “That Allan Greenspan is a freakin’ economic genius!”.[/quote]

Eaves: Um, it’s Alan Greenspan, not Allan Greenspan. For obvious reasons, I don’t like to be associated with that clown. I’d prefer to be associated with other clowns, please. Like Comrade Gletkin, Zelig and Barry Goldwater.

I’ve been thinking of changing my handle to “Goldwater’s Love Child” to dispel any misapprehensions as to my true political leanings. Your thoughts?[/quote]

Allan, are you going to insist on being a dick all your life? The guy at the bar pronounced it “Allan”, instead of “Alan”. How was I supposed to know?

It makes me hot when you refer to yourself as “Goldwater’s L.C.”. Qualifier: That’s Goldwater, Senior, and not Barry, Junior, right?

If you’re gonna be Goldwater’s Love Child (ooooh! I can hear it now: “My father left left. He never even married mom…”), can I be “Goldwater’s Love Child’s One-night Stand Big-Ass Mistake”?

C’mon, Allan, can I? Stop saying, “No child of mine’ll be bearin’ the name of shame I been wearin’.”[/quote]

Eaves: You refer to me possibly being the spawn of Barry, Jr., and I’M the dick?!? The best part of Barry, Jr. ran down his mom’s leg at birth!

And why would it be a “Big-Ass Mistake”? Now you’re just making it sound dirty! I got all excited there for a moment, until I realized that you would feel sullied and embarrassed by what I’d consider a singularly glorious event. Dick, indeed, Madam! Just so you know, I’m hanging the keys to the Mustang back up. Also, I had a total 1964 skinny tie and those geeky black specs all picked out. Your loss.