[quote=walterwhite]8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
‘We’re Getting The Hell Out Of This Sewer,’ Entire Populace Reports
SEPTEMBER 2, 2010 | ISSUE 46•35

02.13.09
NEW YORK—At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants….

By Tuesday night, New York was completely abandoned. At press time, however, some 10 million Los Angeles–area residents, tired of their self-centered, laid-back culture and lack of four distinct seasons, and yearning for the hustle and bustle of East Coast life, had already begun repopulating the city.[/quote]

scaredy . . . that’s priceless!! [img_assist|nid=13925|title=Lol!|desc=|link=node|align=left|width=46|height=46]

Thanks for making my evening! Someday I myself will visit this “hellhole” where my kids have all gotten to do the “schoolkid tourist thang.”