[quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=eavesdropper]
Je vous en prie, mon petit chou à la crème.
[/quote] Eaves: I’m going to draft a more thorough response in a minute, but I’m still getting my head around the whole “cream puff” thing. Yeah.[/quote]

Alain, qu’est-ce qui te prend? Why do guys always have to let their testosterone feed their hard-wired insecurities? Does this sound better:

“Je vous en prie, mon énorme sac de merde parfumée!”

My original choice of appellation was guided, not by a compelling need to run you down, but by my personal tastes in sweets. But, in that case, I actually should have written, “Je vous en prie, mon petit chocolat chou à la crème”.

I would never waste a language like French on insults. Besides, I’m sure that you are confident in my abilities to accomplish that quite effectively in English.