Okay, okay, conspiracy theories are just that, theories. You have to wonder though if things like this aren’t strings being pulled by big brother.
But this thread needs some humor, and given that fortune seems to favor the reckless these days, I have decided to revise my home buying strategy, that will simultaneously be research to answer my own questions:
– Buy 4 houses loans all at the exact same time so the credit checks don’t show
– One a 15yr fixed, one an IO, one an ARM, and one a NEG AM
– Refinance them as they reset, take out the equity I will surely have (we hit bottom, right?)
– Buy a vacation home, take a vacation, buy a yellow H2, BMW, and a 92″ plasma screen for my yellow H2
– Quit working, and open a franchise
– File for bankruptcy, hire a lawyer, sue for predatory lending, and sit in my 4 houses while miles or red tape unfold, and all the lenders give me money to pay for the lifestyle I couldn’t otherwise afford.
Ah, the American Dream.
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