“Why do you find it a vulgarity in refering to someone’s 60 inch TV?”

Homophbia has ruined the old standard for “manliness” which was to compare penis sizes. Now we compare T.V. sizes so it constitutes the new vulgarity, full of envy. BTW my TV is not nearly 60 inches but I have fathered 3 children,all boys I might add, so I feel O.K. about it. Oh yeah my T.V is not flat either. I mean how manly is a flat TV?