i see there are differences. However, I may actually be in love with my house. I mean, I think I have really hormonal feelings for it. I am embarrassed to admit it, being a longtime cynic, but, my house is beautiful and I would never betray her. I would never go sleep in some sordid Hawaiian hotel bed. I would never leave my house. I will always stay in my house, never travel or anything like that. I always want to be near my house. And i think my house may have feelings for me.

I want to buy gifts for her, take care of her, just be with her.