[quote=doofrat]Ah, a fellow Instapaper user?
This article convinced me to swear off being a Cocaine user, and/or working in the Cocaine Production Industry.[/quote]
Is instapaper a joke the stranger makes?

If you mean they are a new thing, I think you are wrong.

They were founded in 1991.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stranger_(newspaper)

The same guys who started The Onion back in the 80’s.

Maybe you were kidding.

I can’t tell.