[quote=Russell]It happens everytime I contemplate going back to “Rustico” with my screen name.[/quote]

Rus: You should go back to “Rustico” and I say that in all honesty (well, with maybe a smidgen of irony). That was a great handle and, given your hanging out in the bucolic great outdoors and enjoying a simple, sustainable lifestyle, it fits perfectly.

I could also suggest “Swab Jockey”, but that might get misinterpreted.