Oh you ARE a funny one JG! No stopping your quick wit… and evasive, you never told us how old you are. Just curious.

We dont need Botox here. No sun = minimal wrinkles. I have no varicose veins (or as my sister calls them “VeryGross Veins”), so never considered that either. Plastic surgery is not popular here, if a girl walked in the room with big fake boobs, everyone would snicker.

I tell you, things are different in NY. I used to see all the moms show up at Coronado to pick their kids up from school. All blonde! What is the percentage of women over 30 who are actually still naturally blonde? Even my Swedish in-law needs a little help with that now, and she was a tow-head even in college.

Teeth however, are white and straight in upstate NY. Braces are popular. They are practically slapping those things on preschoolers nowadays.