…What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?….

A good start…

..How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving….

….What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog…

….Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.

…What’s the difference between lawyers in San Diego versus ones in Minnesota?

It’s so cold in Minnesota, that sometimes lawyers have their hands in their own pockets..

…How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One…Plus a paralegal, receptionist, filing clerk…And it will cost you $400/per lightbulb….And if he gets injured doing it, you’ll have a $1million lawsuit.

How many lawyer jokes are there?
…Just one. The rest are true…

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