I am a double phd (ordered from my on line collage) far left capitalist Hungarian shark.

Please defer to my deep and thoughtful understanding of the Fed.

It stems from when they put a chip in my head and forced me to join the military and root out commies on Piggington.

I am starting with Comrade Rich Toscano.

I shall bite you with my serrated (for his pleasure) scary Ayn Rand shark teeth.

Arrrrgh!!!!!!!