[quote=investor]
Two doctorates, totaling 16 years of collage. But congrates on yours, that is alot of work and you should be proud of them. (I’m not being sarcastic either).[/quote]

16 years of collage? Damn, that’s a lot of paper and glue. Can you post some of them?

So… I guess your doctorates are in Fine Arts? Now it all makes more sense.