People who use words like "dumb or stupid" are usually dumb and stupid. It stems from a deep seated sense of inferiority. And anyone who doesn't know that is …well, you get the point.

Ah, Querty, you found me out.  I'm secretly stupid, I just masquerade as someone with a brain.  Do you suppose the fact that you insinuated you were about to say "dumb or stupid" is any better than actually saying it? 

Usually, I would agree with you.  I have always thought that people who complain the loudest about how stupid everyone else is in relation to themselves are usually the ones who are incompetent. 

I won't make any excuses, Querty, as long as you don't either. 

Does anyone have any suggestions for how I can raise my IQ?