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The cop should have just paid off the home completely from his pension…..He still would have enough left over for a few BMW’s….
Har har har.
1)..What do you call a foreclosed home that is vandalized by a cop?
A pig sty… Har har har…
2)Why do some cops write so many traffic tickets?
Because someone needs to make their mortgage payments..
3) How does an underwater cop avoid an eviction?
He/she sign ups for a self eviction and forget to serve himself/herself.
4) What does the property at 35021 VIA LAGUNA and Rodney King have in common?
There was an warrant issued immediately for the beating of 35021 VIA LAGUNA….
Har har har…
5) How many underwater cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, if you can find any fixtures left…
6) Why do police cruisers have the battling ram/front bumper guard in front?
The easier to level his/her garage door.
Har har har
7) Why couldn’t the underwater cop cuff the suspect?
The cuff keys were on the same key chain that had his keys to the home he “jingled” back to the lender…
Thank you thank you…Come back again tomorrow.
