I love an innuendo thread, especially about my favorite topic.

1st, to the OP regarding his research. With so many people walking away from houses, I haven’t a clue why anyone would cohibitate with an ex spouse, just let the house go and start over. None of the benefits of living together exist (sex, encouragement, teamwork, love, etc) and none of the benefits of singlehood exist (freedom, sex, independence, drinking, watching sports, not watching reality shows, porn, etc) so it’s basically hell. Enduring hell for money is worse than prostitution, at least prostitutes get a lot of sex and free time, I’m guessing of course.

Now on to the inneundo’s of older vs newer models. I’ve been at most of dealers and done my share of test drives. If renting and variety are not an option (which is the best option, of course) then 60’s models are the best choice. The depreciation hit was taken by someone else and the wall hasn’t been hit yet. Just avoid long term loans on these cars as their reliability is spotty. 60’s models have the right curves (either oem or aftermarket, doesn’t matter), slightly sturdier chasis but still have shiny paint and plush interiors. Go for the garaged, single owner, and older owner resales, clean carfax is a must, salvage title is to be avoided. The late 70’s, early 80’s is fine for a vacation rental but not for keeping. The 50’s stuff, well a car that old starts to need belts and hoses, none of which work all that great, plus it’s out of style. There are occasions when you find a classic that has modern features, upgraded and has been remodeled, ie. look for a new grill, artwork on the trunk, it’s an indication that under the hood there’s a steam cleaned engine. But do your research on anything built in the 50’s or earlier, just being an old car doesn’t make it a classic car, but they are out there.

Enough innuendo, seriously, for the pig ladies out there, regardless of age. Just own it, if things aren’t what they used to be, flaunt it anyways, wear things that make women gasp and men drool. For some reason there is nothing sexier than a size 12 woman in a size 6 dress that is fighting for it’s life, it just says I really don’t care what you think, I’m sexy. Shop the thong section at victoria’s even if you have to special order a 3x and don’t just use that razor on your legs in the shower (men will thank me for saying that, it had to be said). All women are beautiful, they are just told too often that they aren’t good enough, once they get past that, it’s all good.