[quote=enron_by_the_sea]How about “Buy a McMansion, Get a Green Card” scheme? It will solve all of our problems.[/quote]

You think it would be in bad taste to start a company like kiva.org, but specfically soliciting donations from people in other countries to help struggling overleveraged FB’s because they can’t get over not having their bling?

Already thinking about the mission statement….

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“Our mission is to connect people, through lending, for the sake of alleviating poverty U.S. to allow our FB’s can keep their BMW’s, iPhones, iPads, and maintain the highest quality of life in a soon to become third world country.”

“Right now, there are FB’s suffering from inexplicable horrors. In Sunny Southern California, folks unable to afford tummy-tucks lypo-suction, and facelights, and forced to commute in the humiliating third world modes of transportation: bus, carpooling, Ford’s and Honda’s, or Toyota’s….Shocking and unbelievable???? Attrocious indeed!”

“Just 1 Renminbi, 1 yen, 1 CAN dollar, or 1 yuan a day, you can adopt an over-leveraged FB and help them into their next Heloc, preserving there quality of lifestyle… (sorry, currently not accepting Euros)”

“Disclaimer: lending to the FB through XXX involves risk of principal loss. XXX does not guarantee repayment nor do we offer a financial return on your loan.”