[quote=eavesdropper][quote=flu]If the economy is bad, then start a war as a distraction…It worked before :)[/quote]

Gee, flu, it’d work again if people like you wouldn’t ruin it for the rest of us. I, myself, was looking forward to a new crop of bumper stickers and tailgate magnets so that I can prove I’m a patriot.

C’mon, an invasion into an unpopular country on July 4th weekend?! I can hear the inspirational music on the movie trailers now. Besides, desperate times call for desperate measures, and I saw CONCHO mention that season 6 of “The Bachelorette” is quickly coming to an end…

Wait…..could that mean that the White House is behind the Jake Pavelka-Vienna Girardi split??!![/quote]

Well maybe this time, those stickers and tailgate magnets will be domestically made instead of being imported from the PRC? Maybe Beijing wants us to invade, so they can continue to push all the useless crap down our throats.

But hey, we can make rap parodies after the fact too..