Not a democrat, aecetia. You know that. I don’t care for the establishment democrat party. I agree, actually. So many of them are asses. Literally.

But I’m sorry. Sarah Palin is a moron, half-term governor of an iceberg. She’s a gutless, spineless, brainless sack of menstrual eskimo shit.

Look: I dislike the bailout. Extremely. I don’t understand why we haven’t thrown thousands of Wall Street scam artists in jail. I want that fake tan Countrywide CEO Mozilla guy IN JAIL.

But Palin for President? Are you fucking kidding? This is the United States of America. National security? I can see Russia from my porch? Palin’s good for a centerfold in Maxim. That’s about what she’s good for.