[quote=bearishgurl][quote=eavesdropper]Tell him to forget the pork rinds. I’ve got dibs on that part of the job.[/quote]

Now, now, now, eavesdropper, I understand your position, but don’t get ahead of yourself just yet. I also have an ex-H that “has everything” and in the past has proven to be “litigation-happy.” Every other month or so, he expresses a desire to “`rehash’ things again.” I always tell him the same thing, “You know I’m in the business of accepting `service of process.’ You know where to find me.” I’ve been “waiting for papers” for a few years now and so far, nothing’s turned up – LOL![/quote]

Thanks, bearishgurl. It sounds like you have it a lot worse than I do.

Actually, I don’t have anything against him as an ex-husband. It was as a husband that he really sucked. And it’s not just me saying that – he’s currently trying out his act on Wife #4.