[quote=eavesdropper][quote=Allan from Fallbrook][quote=eavesdropper]
By the way, do you KNOW anyone who practices trepanning? I’m looking for a gift for an ex-husband who has everything.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Interesting you should ask. I have a buddy of mine, a former SEAL, who says he’ll kill anybody for a large pizza and a six pack of Michelob. If you throw in a bag of pork rinds, he’ll mutilate the body.[/quote]

Tell him to forget the pork rinds. I’ve got dibs on that part of the job.[/quote]

Eavesdropper: Back when I was in the Army during the wild-and-wooly Reagan years, we used to discuss “plausible deniability”. I think we’re rapidly reaching that point. However, I can provide some insights on “enhanced interrogation techniques” that you might find useful. Including some interesting uses for 2ltr bottles of 7Up. And the Manhattan phone directory.