[quote=sdduuuude][quote=svelte][quote=CDMA ENG][quote=AK]I’d just pulled out a nail in my new house when everything started to creak and shake.
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WHAT THE F*&K ARE YOU DOING…

Put the nail back in!

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lol!!!!![/quote]

Chaos theory is amazing like that. A fly flaps its wings in Arkansas, causing a snowstorm in Canada. An Asian man pulls a nail in San Diego, causing an Earthquake in Mexico.[/quote]

I admit it, the quake was all my fault 🙂

I kept pulling and pulling but the nail just wouldn’t end. I had to get out a cheater bar, then fence pliers, then asbestos gloves and a welding helmet. Just as the nail shank was starting to glow red-hot, the point came loose and I fell backwards on my posterior.

Seriously though, you can’t imagine what was going through my head 🙂 As part of my absurdly detailed due diligence I’d studied the local geology and decided that the area was less than desirable from a seismic standpoint. However, I decided that other factors were more important … Then an earthquake hits a week after closing. At least the shaking stopped while I still had clean underwear.