[quote=scaredycat]au contraire. zombies are definitey a problem. they are relentless. they just keep coming at you, mindlessly, ceaselessly, moaning with their awful zombie infections. what is wrong with you? Have you not read the Zombie Survival Guide? Their frontal lobes are melted out! I think maybe YOU NEED TO GET A CLUE ABOUT THE ZOMBIE MENACE…..[/quote]

Just remember when dealing with zombies:
Bicycles never run out of gas and machetes never need to be reloaded.