A year ago I offered on a short sale with kitchen cabinets so flimsy, I expressed astonishment that they could hold up the tile countertop.

The house was bought by flippers and put on the market after a few cosmetic improvements. When I saw the new listing photos I was horrified to see that they had slapped granite on top of the same old flimsy cabinets, with the same old dings and scratches still visible.

Incidentally the listing agent for the flip was a former associate of Super-Jenae.