which gives me an idea! maybe the government can make some cash by selling the rights to be the official ____ of the USA. so for instance, coke and pepsi can bid cash to be the Official Cola of the United States of America. Say that title goes for a billion dollars. cool. use the billion to buy a bitchin plane for some senators or pay down the deficit or whatnot. we could do that for every single product — cell phones, underwear, everything. that would bring in a lot of money, would it not. and it wouldn’t cost the government anything…