Conservative response:

“I fully support the Constitution and I think the government should always obey its rules. Except of course in cases where it needs to break them to protect me from things like terrorism or criminals.”

Liberal response:

“I fully support the Constitution and I think the government should always obey its rules. Except of course in cases where it needs to break them to protect me from things like global warming or evil corporations.”

President Bush’s response:

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face! It’s just a goddamn piece of paper!”