I hear you Pablo, we aren’t crazy, everyone else is just not enlightened.

CAR, you shouldn’t tempt me, Mr. CAR is mancandy and I just got out of my most recent romantic entanglement. I don’t want to threadjack my own thread, but if I could figure out a way to be attracted to men, I’d do it because women are all crazy, the problem is, I love women, they are soft, have less hair and the underwear is better, I guess I’m doomed to this life and once again Aecitia was right when she told a few months ago that I was violating my own rule of not having a girlfriend from late December to early February. The complications of gift buying and the overlap season of the NFL and NBA is grueling, my teams need me and during the overlap I just don’t have the time to keep the fire stoked. The Lakers had been losing some critical and some easy games because me, now I can focus.

Aecitia, I think you already know the answer to that question, but I’m your favorite narcissist and No, grooming standards are never part of the ritual, that’s a hockey thing and the primary reason I never date women who are big hockey fans, because I hate the “playoff beard.”