Had the Bank of England done nothing, there would have been a recession. A recession means job loss. Had that happened, conspiracy theorists would have accused the BoE of keeping interest rates too high so that rich old fogies could profit at the expense of the jobless working class.

So, BoE lowers interest rates: conspiracy. Or, BoE does not lower rates: conspiracy too!

See, if you believe in conspiracies, invisible helicopters, or horoscopes, there’s nothing that can’t be interpreted in your favor, no matter the outcome.