[quote=jpinpb]I feel sorry for this guy – and now I feel sorry for men in general. You guys are, in effect, slaves to one portion of your body. Imagine how that one body part has so much control over your life, what you do and ruling and dictating the goal of climbing the ladder and positioning yourself up the ladder when the only purpose would be to get laid. I hope for the sake of the male gender that his theories are wrong.[/quote]

JP: This is a little crass, but it makes the point excellently: Why do all men name their dicks?

Because they don’t want a complete stranger making 95% of their decisions!