Hah! Actually I never liked Shiner; more of a Lone Star girl. Nahhh no superiority I like Old Style too; got lots of friends from Chicago. Natural Light got me through college; though i will never touch it again! My fave is Michelob, Bohemia and Modelo Negro.

We do love our semi automatic guns with lots of open land- cans and clay
http://www.hunter-ed.com/tx/course/ch2_actions_semiautomatic.htm

Its also hot out there even in the winter so bikinis could be optional though you’d be covered with an orange safety vest:

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/huntwild/hunt/season/animal_listing/

I was jesting about shredding the deer, because then you’d get that nasty gamey taste; not good- what a waste of good meat.

I do believe time and again- Texas girls are beautiful. All my friends back home where getting nips and tucks when they were 18. Hmmm…oddly similar to the SoCal girl just more make up.