People from flyover country speak so damn slow. Arggh. Do you understand the words that I am saying? Listen faster.

And I happen to love the layed-back flaky style of SD. You can flake on drinks with someone, not talk to them for a year, but when you run into them, you have a great time like nothing has happened. People naturally assume you have many different social circles, and don’t take things so personally. I think that kind of behavior makes you a social pariah elsewhere.