Partypup: Do you really have the temerity to be asking questions like this? How dare you! Dissent is un-American and you are an evil-monger!

All is well. Dear Leader has the crisis well in hand and we’ll soon be singing “Pennies From Heaven” along with everyone else in the soup lines.

Well, I’m off for the daily Five Minute Hate. And, partyup, remember: Big Brother loves you.