[quote=fredo4]Plus, you want to have a wife to grow old with, don’t you? Who else is going to give you sponge baths?[/quote]

When I discuss my aversion to marriage with others, people often ask, “You don’t want to grow old and die alone, do you?” My response: God willing.

If you have sufficient funds, you can pay for sponge baths. From women much more attractive than a 60+something spouse.