…or perhaps legislate what you should buy??? Hmmmm. I won’t go there…..

—–Some humor, in good fun of course.

Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.

Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A. Deductible.

Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?
A. President Obama.

Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Karl Marx had way more experience.

Q. How will President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year?
A. No jobs, no income.

Q. Why is President Obama planing to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex?
A. So it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.

Q. What’s the difference between Obama’s stance on torture versus Bush’s stance on torture?
A. Obama doesn’t want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.

Q. Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

Q. What’s the difference between the cash for clunker program and the Obama healthcare reform plan?
A. You must have owned the vehicle for at least one year, but you must have lived with your ancestor your entire life to scrap both for cash. Both require a liquid to be fed to the victim to cause seizing as part of the program.

Q. What’s the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama?
A. Obama’s nose doesn’t grow when he lies. He just smiles.

Q. Why doesn’t Obama pray?
A. It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed

Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.

Q. Why won’t Barack Obama’s presidential jet be flight worthy?
A. It will only have a left wing.