Luchabee: You’re failing to harness that “Can Do!”
American entrepreneurial spirit and turn this into the opportunity to start your own business.

Follow the Al Gore model: Buy a massive 20,000sf mansion and create a huge carbon footprint powering it and air conditioning it. Then, start your own carbon credits company and buy carbon credits from yourself. Use those same carbon credits to not only spin the notion that you’re carbon neutral, but gain even more business by selling that idea to other smug, ego centric, self righteous know nothings!

C’mon, man, you gotta think outside the box! It’s the NEW, New Economy, stupid! Harebrained schemes, confiscatory taxes and printing money till we’re pushing wheelbarrows filled with the stuff to go buy bread (little nod to the Weimar Republic there).