Dave: Not to bag on UC Irvine, but why wouldn’t you lay claim to an MBA from a more recognized name, like Stanford Graduate School of Business, or Marshall (USC) or even Graziado (Pepperdine)? Hell, if you’re going for the gusto, why not Harvard or Sloan (MIT)?

And Morgan Stanley? Sheesh. Goldman Sachs is where the cachet is these days, baby! Those boys are stealing billions!