I don’t know Amarillo, but here is a Zagat-style review of Amarillo by my old friend from Dallas who lives here now – Amarillo is an “eyesore” with “no identity” and “no culture” with “scorching summers” and “freezing winters, you do know the I-40 was shut down due to a blizzard” and “you can’t make any money there” and “if you like theatre, sports, museums and concerts you can forget about it there” and “Amarillo is a place you move from, not to” and “why are we talking about Texas at all, we live in paradise, just talking about Texas is giving me hives”.