Hahahaha that indictment is great. “Darnell Bell AKA D-Bell”, “Marcus Dozzell aka Kali”, and my personal favorite, “Ray Logan, aka Jack Nasty”.

Hold on a second honey, I’m talking to our mortgage broker JACK NASTY on the phone. He says he can get me a sweet cash-out refi deal.

Hang them by their thumbs. I hope that D-Bell and Jack Nasty get to share a cell with Bernie Madoff. They can take turns making him toss their salads.

Of course the sad part is that it’s only these dimwits that will do time. All of the smart ones that ran the same scams have absconded with the loot and are safely out of the reach of Johnny Law.