[quote]
The second rumor which I believe to be much more concrete is the introduction of legislation by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to force employers to hired unskilled workers. That is, for a given number of workers a company hires that are skilled, they must hire a certain number that have basically no skills.[/quote]

Who else is going to pick up those UAW workers. Just kidding, that was mean…

[quote]
“As a Non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember rightey tightey, lefty loosey. “This new law should be real good for people like me,” Gertz added. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
[/quote]

You’d be surprised how much folks still get the “rightey/tightey” “lefty loosey” mixed up. I a frienddrop by complaining his mechanic couldn’t take off his oil filter. The dude cranked the filter in the opposite direction. It took a pair of locking vise-grips to unscrew the damn thing, and the center bolt that normally the filter attaches to came off with the filter. Nice.