Borat: if you think that 190 unemployed attorneys AND 250 unemployed support staff (do you loathe paralegals and secretaries, too?) hitting the streets isn’t going to exacerbate this spiral into disaster, then you’re missing the big picture.

Again puh-leeze. They will have to go work in an ACTUAL INDUSTRY that produces something of value rather than just pushing paper. Let them go do accounting in a machine shop or for a plumbing business. Let them go to mortuary school. Let them learn how to drive a truck or dig holes in the ground. I think we can survive with a few less law firms.

What do you call 300 unemployed lawyers? A good start.