LAcrash – I think you may be confusing haiku with iambic pentameter. According to Wikipedia, five or even seven morae are acceptible. With that said, I was deeply moved by your haiku!

Here's my shot at it:

Want to live here in SoCal

But market has closed its doors

Will wait outside for a bit

And be patient with my cash

 

Homeprice graph on its side

Breast reduction in great need

Cannot purchase braziere

Big enough for large melon

 

If market no open doors

Within a couple of years

I will gather my family

And move to greener pastures (literally)

 

Breast reduction bad most times

But in this case very welcome

Oh please visit Doctor Rey

And bring back normal prices!