Oh, Josh, come on… Raise taxes? Lower spending? Don’t go into politics, coz you’re not getting my vote, buddy. I only vote for politicians who lower my taxes (the lower the better) and also give me good schools, nice roads, and a good amount of pork.

What are you saying? Not possible anymore? End of the rope? Well, now you’re certainly not getting my vote. I want my pony and I want it now!