I think I’m gonna walk into a walmart store. I’m going to swing the door open really fast, stand right in front of it as the door whips back around, let the glass door smack into my head, so I can sue walmart for not having a warning label on the door stating “fast swinging door may injure idiot standing in the middle of door not moving”.

If that doesn’t work…I’m going to a walmart store and find an item at the highest point on a top shelf. Then I’m going to proceed to remove an item at the bottom of the top shelf, pulling the item toward me standing right beneath it. When the large item falls and hits my head, I’m gonna sue walmart for not having a warning label on the shelf stating “large items may fall from shelf due to ‘gravity’ if small items beneath it are removed”.