Yes, Cindy McCain’s speech will be stupefying–I mean, stupendous. All about how hard it is to find good help to keep 5–or is it 7?–houses clean and in good repair, especially when at least 5 are boarded up while she and Johnny are on vacation. And how hard it is to keep one’s hair properly coifed in the DC humidity in between the penthouse and the limo…. Can’t wait.