In addition to the above you need to be able to do the following:

1. Drink a 12pack of REAL beer without puking on your shoes.

2. Be able to name atleast 10 Canadian hockey players

3. Oppose banning fighting in the NHL

4. Include backbacon as a staple in your diet.

5. Know which Mackensi is Bob and which is Doug.

6. And most importantly of all… NEVER EVER admit that Paul Schaffer is Canadian!

Good day EH.