Why do you counter pointless snark with facts, eh?
Seriously, tho, it’s still a box (with a dull kitchen to boot) — and yes, I get it that tastes are subjective. If I had $850K to spend on a house, I’d go inland to find a custom-type place.
Lots of homes are close to healthcare, restaurants, freeway, libraries etc. I suppose it’s nice to live near Four Seasons Aviara but most nearby residents probably never step foot there. (Hey, it’s neat that I’m five minutes from the Golden Door!) No, not all are five minutes to beach and in good school districts.