The only time I wished affirmative action would have helped me was getting me onto the JV football team. It would have come in useful in my unsuccessful attempt at hooking up with a hot brunette cheerleader back in my youthful days.

BTW: asian men always get screwed. See, a lot of the caucasian men keep “stealing” asian women away. But you rarely see a asian man + cauasian woman couple. Net effect: shortage of women for asian men. Now that an injustice!(j/k)