Peace: Harriet Miers. She seemed pretty dedicated to ‘ol Dubya. He’d have to close his eyes, though. I think if someone gave Osama bin Laden a quick BJ every once in a while, 9/11 would probably not have happened, either.

Given that you have a whole series of terrorist acts under Clinton’s watch that went unpunished or lightly punished (killing that nefarious aspirin factory, for instance), what on earth could possibly compel you to state that 9/11 would NOT have happened on Clinton’s watch? Hell, you have Osama himself saying that the lack of resolve following the attacks on US facilities, ships and personnel was a motive factor and that our hasty and embarrassing withdrawal from Somalia emboldened al Qaeda. You don’t think 9/11 could possibly have happened with Clinton in the White House? Really?