I heard that McCain is going to institute a federal “three strikes, you’re out” law – mandatory death sentence for three convictions. He’s also going to require death sentences for child rapists. (So, next time your 17-year-old son is caught doing the dirty deed with his 16-year-old GF, they can both end up executed.)

He’ll also allow prisons to decide on their own what to do with bodies of dead prisoners.