GOOD GOD. MY JAW JUST HIT THE FUCKING FLOOR.

I think I agree with jfiq on something.

There is something about Volvos…

Allan: C’mon, now.

I don’t drive a Volvo. What are you saying?

I ride a motorcycle. It’s a dirt bike.

What are Birkenstocks? Is that a 60’s thing?

Tofu sucks.

Gen-X, man. Can’t categorize us.