[quote=TheBreeze]There’s a gang of homosexuals terrorizing my neighborhood. They’re putting pink ribbons on everything, critiquing people’s clothes when they walk by on the sidewalk, publicly performing plays without permits, and displaying camel toe indiscriminately. It seems like their ranks have grown over the years, so I think they’ve been recruiting from the heterosexual community.[/quote]

Ha! That’s nothing. Over here we have gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men. This used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren’t even go down to the shops. Pension day’s the worst – they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.